April, 2010

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21
Apr 10

Darts

my car has become a psychopathic bird's toilet

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21
Apr 10

Evening Gown

pretty weeds

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15
Apr 10

Vibrations

I like the sound of my voice better when I have a sore throat.

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12
Apr 10

Milk

Whenever someone develops a new substance or material–for example, water-resistant, mold-resistant drywall–my first thought is that, in 20 years, we will discover that it causes new and more horrible types of cancer.

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10
Apr 10

Business Opportunities

What percentage of little people are in show business?

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8
Apr 10

Limonene

They must perfume tanning lotion so heavily to mask the scent of burnt flesh.

Fragments — No Comments
2
Apr 10

D Movie Plot

Inmates who pick their next victims by tracking down the owners of the most obnoxious vanity plates the prison produces.