Observations — No comments
15
Apr 10

Vibrations

I like the sound of my voice better when I have a sore throat.

Observations — No comments
12
Apr 10

Milk

Whenever someone develops a new substance or material–for example, water-resistant, mold-resistant drywall–my first thought is that, in 20 years, we will discover that it causes new and more horrible types of cancer.

Questions — No comments
10
Apr 10

Business Opportunities

What percentage of little people are in show business?

Observations — No comments
08
Apr 10

Limonene

They must perfume tanning lotion so heavily to mask the scent of burnt flesh.

Fragments — No comments
02
Apr 10

D Movie Plot

Inmates who pick their next victims by tracking down the owners of the most obnoxious vanity plates the prison produces.

Questions — No comments
31
Mar 10

Pun

Are pedophiles responsible for the shape of popsicles?

Questions — No comments
29
Mar 10

Lamé

Why do we waste the best years of our lives getting ready for lackluster endings?

Observations — No comments
19
Mar 10

Sloth

I love spring but the trash revealed by melting snowbanks is a scourge on the season.

Photographs — No comments
16
Mar 10

Sideways

The Most Depressing Yard in Town

the most depressing yard in town

Questions — No comments
09
Mar 10

Vibration

Do people dream about me as often as I dream about them?

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