Questions — No comments
10
Apr 10

Business Opportunities

What percentage of little people are in show business?

Observations — No comments
08
Apr 10

Limonene

They MUST perfume tanning lotion so heavily to mask the scent of burnt flesh.

Fragments — No comments
02
Apr 10

D Movie

Inmates who pick their next victims by tracking down the owners of the most obnoxious vanity plates produced at the prison.

Questions — No comments
31
Mar 10

Pun

Are pedophiles responsible for the shape of popsicles?

Questions — No comments
29
Mar 10

Lamé

Why do we waste the best years of our lives getting ready for lackluster endings?

Observations — No comments
22
Mar 10

Don’t Bother

The more you strive for a perfect week, the less possible it seems.

Observations — No comments
19
Mar 10

Sloth

I love spring but the trash revealed by melting snowbanks is a scourge on the season.

Observations — No comments
17
Mar 10

Recant!

So much for Tuesday & Wednesday. I’ll try again next week.

Photographs — No comments
16
Mar 10

Sideways

The Most Depressing Yard in Town

the most depressing yard in town

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11
Mar 10

Organ Mush

Every time I put something off or drag out an unpleasant task, I am closer to death with nothing to show for it. I’ve had enough. I am tired of letting anxiety rot me from the inside out.

Unpleasant tasks should be done as efficiently as possible to minimize the time that they consume.

Next week, I am going to take a picture every day.

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